- Me:hey mum what's green and has wheels?
- Me:grass i lied about the wheels
- Mum:go to your room
basketballs smell gross
go to hell??
why are you defending the smell of a ball
once i dated a guy who stopped talking to me for a month and i found out he didn’t like me anymore but he was too scared to dump me so he just ignored me and i spammed his facebook with wiki links on how to break-up with your girlfriend
All tv shows have that one episode that must never, ever be talked about
glee has like 4